Favorite Quotes
March 26th, 2007
If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would’ve been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move. - Spike
The city of Townsville. A city that, while being a city, is for some inexplicable reason called “Town.” And not only is it called a “Town,” but also a “Ville,” thus making it a city, town, and village, which seems to me to be redundant and repetitive, which can be quite annoying if you ask me, which you have no choice but to do, for now I, Mojo Jojo, am in charge of… the city of Townsville!
Mojo Jojo
Acting in ‘Star Wars’ I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn’t even know who the cantaloupes were.
Mark Hamill
It’s remarkable that people will give you $10 million to go and get your rocks off.
Ridley Scott
It’s not really cool to be famous in Australia.
Noah Taylor
Everything looks good from here… (beat…playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. (As Stegosaurus) We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… ‘This Land’. (As T-Rex) I think we should call it…your grave! (Stegosaurus) Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! (T-Rex) Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh…now die!
Wash, Firefly
You lost me at carrots, which was the first draft of ‘you had me at hello’.
Lorelai Gilmore
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Robert A. Heinlein
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m Happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?
Snoopy
Now I’m not saying that I’ve been everywhere and I’ve done everything, but I do know it’s a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we’re alone in THIS universe.
Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China)
Don’t try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
Philip K. Dick
Oh boy, the Shatner’s really hit the fan now. I’m up Dawson’s Creek without a paddle.
Space Ghost
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
Joss Whedon
Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
Fry, Futurama
Bah! The thing is not a nose at all, but a bit of primordial chaos clapped on to my face.
H. G. Wells
The first monster you have to scare the audience with is yourself.
Wes Craven
If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I’d climb up the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world.
Cactus Jack
All of my activities are so pedestrian. The extreme sport I play is ping pong. And we play it hard. If any of you suckers want to step up to the table, be ready.
Seth Green
How low is my self-esteem that I’m the sidekick in my own dream?
JD, Scrubs
Don’t try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead.
Jackie Chan
I always felt that if I had super-power, I wouldn’t immediately run out to the store and buy a costume.
Stan Lee
Fear. It’s the oldest tool of power. If you’re distracted by fear of those around you, it keeps you from seeing the actions of those above.
Mulder
To make Michael Myers frightening, I had him walk like a man, not a monster.
John Carpenter
I think I’m a bit of a dreamer. I don’t like the reality of life to impinge much on my life. I think what’s happened to me over the years is that it has impinged and made my world change for the better because I’m being forced to kind of enter the same world that other people inhabit.
Hugo Weaving
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.
Will Smith
I’m only thirteen levels away from finishing this game. So I either finish my game or make you wish I was never born.
Gaz
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